Me and the girls don't care if we're ugly, me and the girls are out having fun You and the boys are playing your Xbox, you and the guys are sooking, so dumb You and your boyband ugly and hairy, me and the girls are snazzy and hot You and your boyband look frumpy grumpy, you and the boys look ugly as fuck Me and the girls are drunk at the airport Can you believe it? It's open bar Me and the girls are drunk at the airport Can you believe it? It's open bar Me and the girls are stealing our napkins, me and the girls don't want to be taxed Me and the girls want free abortions, you and the boys can't even get waxed Me and the girls, we don't want protection, me and the girls don't want to be boxed Me and the girls are gonna go party, you and the boys can shut the fuck up Me and the girls are drunk at the airport Can you believe it? It's open bar Me and the girls are drunk at the airport Can you believe it? It's open bar Skip forward a couple hours, I've had about eight too many shots I am crawling home, I'm going past the shops Get a bag of chippies and a snack If I make it home, well, I'll get fat 'Cause I wanna lay in the bed while I'm wasted Tomorrow, I'm gonna have a dead head Then I will wake up again Pick up my phone, get the headache You'll be knocking on my door to get workin', I'll be thinking, "Fuck this jerk" And again, it goes around, never learn my lesson in this town Wanna go party all the time, everything else keeps me in line