Let's Talk About Me

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I'm Tex Richman Mr. Texas Tea People call me rich cause I got mo' money I got more cheddar then some super sized nachos Got cash flow like Robert has De Niros I use more greens than Vincent van Gogh I make the baker bake my bread out of dough No no don't eat it though it'll make you ill There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill He's Tex Richman Everybody listen Just how great it is to be him He's the greatest You're the lamest Muppets are a waste of time, oh can't you see Yeah its funny in a rich man's world When I use a piece of string I use a string of pearls If something's for sale consider it sold I got so much gold I gold plate my gold I even got a guy to gold plate my cat I don't regret much but I do regret that If I could start over I'd do it all the same But I wouldn't gold plate little Twinkles again He's Tex Richman Everybody listen Just how great it is to be him He's the greatest You're the lamest Muppets are a waste of time, oh can't you see I recall a heart breaking story About my own 10th birthday party Should've been glorious day for me I'd have been happy as can be But the Muppets were there to put on a show They started to dance they were telling their jokes I didn't laugh I didn't know how Then my friends they all turned around And they laughed at me They laughed at me And I hate you Muppets so He's Tex Richman Everybody listen Just how great it is to be him He's the greatest You're the lamest Muppets are a waste of time, oh can't you see