Once upon a good time on this very day Somewhere in another universe A band got in a van and drove for miles on end They just this minute got here with no time to rehearse They've not even had a sound-check but don't worry folks, it's true Whatever Major Happy did for them they'll do for you! Here we are once again on another one night stand Major Happy's Up and Coming Once Upon A Good Time Band Major Happy, Major Happy, Majah Happy, Made ya happy Major Happy's Up and Coming Easy-Going Good Time Band We're only here for you out there so give yourselves a great big hand Major Happy, Major Happy, Majah Happy, Made ya Happy So put your hands together and let's really hear it for Major Happy's Up and Coming Once Upon a Good Time Band...