Shut Up Shuttin' Up

歌詞

I don't ask for much I really don't. I just want him To put the seat down What are you talking about 'you don't ask for much'? You ask for everything! Well, i just want him To put the seat down When he goes To the bathroom at night. I go in there and i sit down And it's cold and wet And there's more hair On his feet then on his head No I like the hairs on the floor what are they doing? Oh There's a shag carpet everyday And this above the toilet. What are they so tall That they have to lean over? is it that heavy? It's so heavy Oh my god Their only good for one thing And we know what that is What is that? Don't tell me I keep forgetting Just play the guitar He's still talking to me About that vacation we took He still wants the details. Come on like I can't take it anymore What am i suppose to do? Did you throw away the pictures? Oh, those pictures! If he saw those pictures He'd have a heart attack! Those guys were gorgeous Oh were they ever But he wants to know 'where did you go Did you go to a bar Did you dance close Did you dance far?' I know 'what were you wearing?' Oh my god 'were they looking at you Who danced with you 'did they come home with you? Who drove you home? Were they younger than me Older than me Did they treat you Better than me?' But you know what? (oh god it was awful!) I always tell him 'honey, just shut up And play the guitar!' Has he asked you To play a hooker? Ah...i can't believe You're saying that He does that to me All the time! (all the time) They're all the same It's sickening! Hookers, lipstick (big hair, tiny makeup The sluty outfits) Mascara, false eye-lashes. The thing with the false eye-lashes! Does he want you to shave? The whole thing Everything, dye things Oh my, their all the same I'm so sick of it We're different Women are so different The only thing is We wouldn't get paid for it Oh god, well They pay for it okay In the long run? Oh, in the short run Because they just have To play the guitar! Do you find that He always want's attention It's (constantly) Always him him him him him ? Constant attention I can't take it He comes home And he wants me to caress him And tell him how great He is and this and this Shut up I love you, i love you You're the best There is no one else Like really How many times am i supposed To tell him that? All i want to do is relax Have a nice little drink (shut up) Give him a little hug But it always leads To something else Yea, you can't just hug You have to go on and on And then the comes out (it always turns sexual) (just shut up) Unbelievable It just goes on and on and on (just shut up shuttin' up). Their only good For one thing Just play the guitar! Shut up! ah, just shut up! Man! shut up shuttin' up! Shut up, shut, shut, shut it Shut it all up. shut up... shuttin' up!