If she were a car she'd be a latte colored Chevrolet If she were a drink she'd be a Diet Coke - no lemon, please If she were a dress she'd be a Spencer - nothing flashy but OK She's got semi-styled hair She's got a semi-firm stare No one startled - no one scared ... Scared ... She's kind of tasty - kind of sweet She doesn't really knock one off one's feet She's ... sweet ... - no treat ... If she were a band she'd play covers off top-20 charts If she were a man he would be one to never steal my heart If she were a tree she'd be all green - no flowers and no fruits She's got semi-styled hair She's got a semi-firm stare No one startled - no one scared ... Scared ... She's kind of tasty - kind of sweet She doesn't really knock one off one's feet She's ... sweet ... - no treat ... No She's kind of tasty - kind of sweet She doesn't really knock one off one's feet She's ... sweet ... - no treat ... If she were a shoe she would be flat and either brown or black If she were a bra she would always open on the back There's nothing ventured - nothing gained ...I wonder what is going on inside her brain... inside her brain She's got semi-styled hair She's got a semi-firm stare No one startled - no one scared ... Scared ... She's kind of tasty - kind of sweet She doesn't really knock one off one's feet She's ... sweet ... - no treat ... No ... She's kind of tasty - kind of sweet She doesn't really knock one off one's feet She's ... sweet ... - no treat ...