Monday Laundromat Monday Monday Laundromat Monday I want my mother, someone to cook for me Each day another, take out no MSG I'm gonna change the world, but not today Think I'll just go get drunk down on Avenue A Monday Laundromat Monday Monday Laundromat Monday I want a French maid, someone to wash my jeans Each quarter I've made is lost in washing machines I'm gonna change the world, I could be President If I could just work out where all my Mondays went Monday Laundromat Monday Monday Laundromat Monday Monday Laundromat Monday Monday Laundromat Monday