Oh American roach! My hearts fill with thee There is only one coach to cheer my team to victory! Oh patriotic roach! La cucaracha you're not! You do not infest our lands like some kind of IRC bot! Roach! Roach! Old Glory to the roach! Crawl on the lands of those who poach! Gonna survive the nuke war one two three Gonna scavenge the remains for true liberty! Gonna rhyme the word 'brain' with the word 'insane' cuz every lame lyric is exactly the same!