Last Time That I Saw You

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The Last time that I saw you I was drunk as hell Apologies are probably in order I can tell From the pictures that you posted I look liquid, I look toasted And I probably owe you money as well I was faced, I was faded I was sixteen types of wasted I was trading shirts with dudes I didn't know I was toes up and I fell down Crowned the mayor of Tipsy Town From the second that I started I was done I'm sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk Normally I'm not the one who gets carried home And typically you won't find me drunk texting on my phone I'm not a bro, I'm not out for trouble But hot damn, I was seeing double Singing karaoke, it was Journey all night long DON'T STOP BELIEVING! I was ripped, obliterated I don't want to see my credit card statement 'Cause I was throwing back Jack like Slash in '92 'CAUSE WE IN THE JUNGLE, BABY! I was pissed, I was plowed I was messed up, blacked out This hangover is gonna last a month I'm sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk I got a YOLO tattoo Drunk dialed everyone I knew A shopping spree on Amazon What the hell was going on? Apparently I drank a bit too much I'm sorry but the last time that I saw you I was drunk and useless Woke up, I was handcuffed to a briefcase, I was clueless, how did I do this? And when I went to call the next day I remembered that I lost my phone in a midnight Mickey D's melee, how the hell did I get this way?