You were at the automatic door Letting all the heat out of the store You hadn't got a clue who you were greeting for So you ran for Queen of America You ran for Queen of America Everyone in leather uniforms So we can tell the cool from merely warm And keep you all identical from the day that you were born 'Til you ran for Queen of America You ran for Queen of America We let the Nazis off the hook Because of Marx's famous book You told me you were Gay and Proud And disappeared into the crowd So you ran for Queen of America You ran for Queen of America A man for Queen of America You ran for Queen of America "God save our noble Queen Sweet man of liberty Of thee I sing."