Wi' ma hand on ma heart and ma heart in ma mooth Wi' arms that could reach o'er the sea Ma feet might be big, but the insects are safe They'll never get stood on by me Hermless, hermless There's never nae bother frae me Ah gang tae the library an' tak' oot a book And then Ah go hame for ma tea Ah save a' the coupons that come wi' the soup And when Ah have saved fifty-three Ah send awa' fifty, put three in the drawer And something gets posted tae me Hermless, hermless There's never nae bother frae me I dae what I'm telt and I tidy ma room And then Ah come doon for ma tea There's ane or twa pals wha' Ah could ca' my chums They're canny and meek as can be There's Tam wi' his pigeons and Wal wi' his mice And Robert McClaren and me Hermless, hermless, There's never nae bother frae me Naeb'dy'd notice if I wasnae there If Ah didnae come hame for ma tea Hermless, hermless There's never nae bother frae me Ah gang tae the library an' tak' oot a book And then Ah go hame for ma tea Hermless, hermless There's never nae bother frae me Ah gang tae the library an' tak' oot a book And then Ah go hame for ma tea Hermless, hermless There's never nae bother frae me Ah gang tae the library an' tak' oot a book And then Ah go hame for ma tea