I was getting dressed late one night along came a spider and I got a fright oh I could not squash it flat No matter how I tried, And when it looked me in the eye I ran away to hide... I put on me Doctor Martin shoes A battle with the spider that I wasn't gonna loose A kick from the left a kick from the right I was on the floor but I was alright It was gonna be a long long night CHORUS: Spiders in the dressing room Spiders everywhere Spider in the dressing room beware (repeat twice) Things were getting hot and I had to take a chance The spider got impatient Started crawling up me pants I shook it off me legthump it hit the ground Everything was silent so I didn't make a sound I crossed the room as happy as can be I had killed the spider now it couldn't bother me But with me arm on the light He was there ready for a fight It was gonna be a long long night. CHORUS It was getting late and the spider wasn't dead An audience had gathered round AndI was going red I put a jam jar on the floor the spider crawled inside it I screwed the lid back on the top And threw the jar outside At a party late that night Everything was bright and gay We played all our pop records and danced the night away, Early in the morning came a knocking at the door I opened it slowly guess what I saw It was gonna be a long long night... CHORUS