Wrong Bathroom

歌詞

Punk rock band touring the usa Stopping along the american highway Roll into the truckstop cuz i gotta take a leak Everybodys staring like i'm some kind of freak Fuck all this attention I think i'll try to sneak Into the ladies room Without getting caught Excuse me, sir? Over by the stall? Um, wrong bathroom, Mens is down the hall So i pull up my shirt To prove i'm the right gender But the looks they're giving me Are anything but tender. What's your problem? I aint got a member Fine, i'll go into the boys room But it really fucking stinks. Whats with your aim boy, You trying to hit the tank? Your tomcat spray By men is so rank So for you i left a present: Put a tampon on the sink Yeah my hair's pink, i'm the missing link, you don't have a missing link bathroom! Uh, are you a girl? Your titties are kinda small.. I'm still confused.. The mens is down the hall! Is that a he or a she Is that a him or a her Oh excuse me ma'am -uh, sir? Am i supposed to feel ashamed Cuz you're confused Cuz i don't fit in your box you loser I'm gonna have a bladder burst While you ponder gender! Excuse me sir! Over by the stall! Wrong fucking bathroom! The mens is down the hall! Poor, tired, pathetic but cute Trying to limit me with your dichotomy Simple minds built two kinds And i'm number three You and rush don't know shit about me So where do we meet Or give me my free Condoms in every bathroom