Get on your dancing shoes There's one thing on your mind Oh, been there looking for you Sure you'll be rummagin' through Oh and the shit, shock, horror You've seen your future bride Oh, but it's oh so absurd For you to say the first word So you're waitin'n'waitin'n The only reason that you came So what ya scared for? Oh don't you always do the same It's what ya there for don't ya know The lights are flashing Down in here tonight And so'm I exchange a glance Looking pretending to dance Don't act like it's not happening As if its impolite To go and mention your name Instead you'll just do the same As they all do and hope for the best The only reason that you came So what ya scared for? Well don't ya always do the same It's what ya there for Get on your dancing shoes You sexy little swine Oh, been there looking for you Sure you'll be rumagin' through Oh and the shit, shock, horror You've seen your future bride Oh, but it's oh so absurd For you to say the first word So you're waitin'n'waaaaaa