Those lips, those eyes... ...that food! Well there ain't nothin' like a spread To get ya in the mood Oh Wilbur, can't you feel The burnin' flame of hot desire? You're gonna need more than some seltzer To put out this fire! I'm wailin' "Look out, Ol' Baltimore!" I'm sellin' something you can't purchase At a 10 cent store Oh Wilbur, I feel like a princess Come on and take me to the ball! I bet you're tired of heavy lifting Get your hands on something small! Because I'm big... ...blonde... ...and beautiful! It's time to face the facts It's irrefutable Why waste one more minute? Now I feel brand-spankin' new Hey Wilbur, take a look, it's all for... ...you You?!