Suburban Family of Spies

歌詞

Did you hear what they did to Max? They pumped Coca Cola right up his ass And they made him do jumping jacks 'Til his colon exploded, they said it was a gas. Did you hear what they did to Gayle? They raped her pets, they made her watch And as her rabbits began to wail They washed their laughter down with her 12 year old Scotch. Suburban family of spies Movin' on up, and in like flies At a Doukhobor picnic, Dick You don't realize the size of the rise Of the suburban family of spies. Did you hear what they did to Lenore? They shot her full of hormones from a third-rate vet And in a couple of weeks or more She started to lactate and they fed Gayle's surviving pets. Did you hear what they cut off Jacques? I bet you can guess, I bet you can guess You better not tell, but I bet you can guess I bet you can guess, and I heard them say you were next. Suburban family of spies Movin' on up, and in like flies At a Doukhobor picnic, Dick You don't realize the size of the rise Of the suburban family of spies. What does every newborn baby ask As soon as he hits the obstetrician's hands He cries "Who are you working for? Who are you working for?" Did you hear that the Jews killed Christ? I bet you did, it's a goddamn lie If you wanna know how your savior got iced I suggest you ask a suburban family spy.