You're not having this, and I'm not having that I'm not a reasonable man, I've come for it back Let 'em all in, don't you know that I love a crowd But I won't get the jokes 'cause the laughter's too loud I never was slight or silent with you For one hour of delight in the gathering gloom I've no reservations, I've got no room For these souvenirs, to bring back for you Let 'em all in, don't you know that I love a crowd But they wont get the jokes 'cause the laughter's too loud And I'm not the man you think I am at all I was learning to walk and starting to crawl I've no reservations, I've got no room For these souvenirs, to bring back to you And you're not having this, and I'm not having that I'm not a reasonable man, I've come for it back