Thought I'd got it right, for once I'd sought and found perfection When you said "I love you" you addressed your own reflection I'd prayed up to the heavens for a goddess of desire The best they had on offer was one devil of a liar You can't be accused of procrastination One brief separation, the dream went stale You sever all ties with a swift laceration Leave so many loose ends, thereby hangs my tale Were you scared that the truth could have made you fatter? The Queen of Hearts, you dealt me a pack of lies Laughed in my face like it didn't matter That you'd crossed my heart and I hoped to die Licked my wounds, hugged my chains believing you premenstrual Unaware love could be blind to torture, cruel and mental With regret I must confess I realised too late You redefine endearment as the tender side of hate I'm already broken so don't kick me better What colour's the sky in your world, is it green? It seems I'm not even worth one paltry letter Cast off like a tampon you stamp on my dream Were you scared that the truth could have made you fatter? The Queen of Hearts, you dealt me a pack of lies Laughed in my face like it didn't matter That you'd crossed my heart and I hoped to die Could it possibly be that in your dictionary "Love" and "lies" are defined both the same? I know how you can catch your ideal man Join a singles' club for the insane The prize for my stupidity, a noose about my neck Next time that she says "good day" make sure you go and check Mislay your smile, this dacryphile is turned on by sighs When she has her eye on you, good fortune and time flies You can't be accused of procrastination One brief separation, the dream went stale You sever all ties with a swift laceration Leave so many loose ends, thereby hangs my tale Were you scared that the truth could have made you fatter? The Queen of Hearts, you dealt me a pack of lies Laughed in my face like it didn't matter That you'd crossed my heart and I hoped to die Both sickened to learn and yet glad to discover That Venus once held me with (ch)arms so fake I'd have once sold my soul for this faithless lover Now I couldn't give a damn for my little Miss Take