Oh sick sober and sorry Broke disgusted and sad Sick sober and sorry But look at the fun that I had I met with a gal in a tavern Oh, what a beautiful dream We had three or four, then had several more And that's when I went off my beam Oh sick sober and sorry Broke disgusted and sad Sick sober and sorry But look at the fun that I had The jukebox so loudly was playing Each couple having a ball But of all of them gals their sweethearts and pals I bet I'm the sickest of all Oh sick sober and sorry Broke disgusted and sad Sick sober and sorry But look at the fun that I had The clock on the wall said it's later If fact it was twenty to four In spite of my pride, they kicked me outside They locked and they bolted the door Oh sick sober and sorry Broke disgusted and sad Sick sober and sorry But look at the fun that I had