(Chorus) Tyrone: I never fail to deliver the mail, I never fail to deliver the mail Tyrone the mailman, Tyrone the mailman Tyrone the mailman does not fail! (Verse #1) When you need to send a letter, or send a card or even better A birthday gift to show you ca-are, I'm the guy who gets it there! Chorus (Verse #2) Not rain or snow or gloom of ni-ight, mosquito bites or a busted light Nor smelly smells or scary sounds will keep me from my postal rounds An envelope or package, a parcel or box, or a 53-pound bag of dirt and bricks and rocks The size, it doesn't matter, the weight, I just don't care As long as there's a postage stamp, the mailman gets it there! Chorus