Down Broadway to the Oyster Bar (feat. Bob Lohr, Tom Martin, Thayne Bradford & Matt Henry) feat. Bob Lohr,Tom Martin,Thayne Bradford,Matt Henry

歌詞

Spoken: Listen up, fellas This is just for you It's the brand new dance where you drop your pants There's a new craze, it's a sensation Every guy is doing it across the nation First thing you do, take off your clothes Get ready to strut, get ready to pose Grab your package, tuck it away Between your legs is where you want it to stay Do the vag (the vag! Come on, give it a whirl!) Do the vag (the vag! Pretend that you're a girl!) Do the vag (the vag! You're a macho hunk!) Do the vag (the vag! Nobody sees your junk!) Make sure it's not becoming a rock Do the vag (yeah, you're looking vagtastic!) Your friends will laugh, 'cause it's so funny You'll look like a hairy Playboy Bunny Look in the mirror, where's your weenie? It disappeared like you're Houdini It's really cool, it's out of sight Do the vag every day and night Do the vag (the vag! Man, you've got it working!) Do the vag (Oh, the vag! You can't see your gurkin'!) Do the vag (the vag! Show your buddies in the shower) Do the vag (the vag! You've got vag power!) Your friends will say you must be gay Do the vag (Use your vagination!) Don't do the twist, don't do the hustle (Do the vag and hide that love muscle!) Forget the rumba and the Macarena (Just boogie down without your genetalia!) Do the vag (the vag! It's better than the tango!) Do the vag (the vag! Don't wonder where'd your wango) Do the vag (the vag! From the back we see your heinie) Do the vag (the vag! From the front, you've got a geinie!) For a big surprise, tuck it between your thighs Do the vag (vag! Vag! Vag! Vag! Vag!) Hey, Romeo, you've got a camel toe Do the vag!