My Feet Jumped Salty

歌詞

The hookin' cow Spoke about the little young heifer The buckin' bull, says "I just now left her" Then the cow jumps salty Now 'cause it was against her rules Now if you think that she liked it Well, you just a black-eyed fool The little Guinea rooster Told the little Guinea hen "If I ever catch you squattin' Around my nest again" ‽I will have to jump salty Lord, 'cause it's really against my rules” Now if you think that he liked it Well, you just a black-eyed fool Beat it out, boy He another black-eyed fool My, my, my Now two old womens Are runnin' hand in hand The one found out The other one had her man Then that woman jumped salty Lord, 'cause it was against her rules Now if you think that she liked it Well, you just a black-eyed fool I was chattin' with a girl In the wrong place A man cocked a pistol Right in my face Then my feet jumped salty Now 'cause it was against his rules Now if you think that I liked it Well, you just a black-eyed fool