Oh, look outside the window, there's a woman bein' grabbed They've dragged her to the bushes, and now she's bein' stabbed Maybe we should call the cops and try to stop the pain But Monopoly is so much fun, I'd hate to blow the game And I'm sure it wouldn't interest anybody Outside of a small circle of friends Ridin' down the highway, yes, my back is gettin' stiff 13 cars are piled up, they're hangin' on a cliff Now maybe we should pull them back with our towing chain But we gotta move, and we might get sued, and it looks like it's gonna rain And I'm sure it wouldn't interest anybody Outside of a small circle of friends Sweating in the ghetto with the colored and the poor The rats have joined the babies who are sleepin' on the floor Now wouldn't it be a riot if they really blew their tops? But they got too much already, and besides, we've got the cops And I'm sure it wouldn't interest anybody Outside of a small circle of friends Oh, there's a dirty paper using sex to make her sales The Supreme Court was so upset they sent him off to jail Maybe we should help the fiend and take away his fine But we're busy reading Playboy and the Sunday New York Times And I'm sure it wouldn't interest anybody Outside of a small circle of friends Smokin' marijuana is more fun than drinkin' beer But a friend of ours was captured, and they gave him 30 years Maybe we should raise our voices, ask somebody why But demonstrations are a drag, besides, we're much too high And I'm sure it wouldn't interest anybody Outside of a small circle of friends Oh, look oustide the window, there's a woman bein' grabbed They've dragged her to the bushes, and now she's bein' stabbed Maybe we should call the cops and try to stop the pain But Monopoly is so much fun, I'd hate to blow the game And I'm sure it wouldn't interest anybody Outside of a small circle of friends