If anybody knows her I bet they never chose her But it don't mean a thing And pardon me for asking Is it only in passing Or did you give her a ring I'd do anything to hear you say Ethyl, my love Ethyl, my love I never thought I'd see it I want you to admit You're a sick boy and a fool You're doing what you want And I know you really want To be her Fred-boy, ain't it cool I'd do anything to hear you say Ethyl, my love Ethyl, my love I could never do it Baby, I don't understand And if you ever want to leave, babe I don't think you ever can Ethyl, my love Ethyl, my love Ethyl, my love Ethyl, my love Ethyl, my love Ethyl, my love Ethyl, my la-la-la-la-la-love Ethyl, my love