Down at the Razor Ball given at the Razor Hall Sluefoot Mose and Cross-Eyed Joe didn't go at all But they hung around outside Oh and this is what they spied Crapshootin' Ann was in the hall and started in to fight Joe got drunk, and that ain't all, he went and turned out the lights Winchester Charlie shot Automatic Slim 'Cause Charlie took his gal and doublecrossed him The police came and pulled the hall, down at the Razor Ball I said now Crapshootin' Ann was in the hall and started in to fight Joe got drunk and that ain't all, he went and turned out the lights Butcher Knife Sally said "fightin's the game Put me head of the list and don't forget to call my name" The police came and pulled the hall, down at the Razor Ball I said now, down at that Razor Ball