Any Friend of Diane's is a friend of mine Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine Home is where the heart is Any friend of Diane's is a friend of mine Working at Papa John's, I was making good bread Got a 20 dollar tip on New Year's And I moved out to LA She drew me up a map with a fountain pen She took me to Hermosa With the boys from 'round the way Headbang in the crowd, dive from the stage With black hair and a Smiths shirt Meat is Murder I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she said no I asked her if she had a girlfriend She said, "hell, I wouldn't know." We went down to the bank of the river And she washed my dirty hands I'd been hanging around in a cloud of shame But she led me to taste the cold water Diane would help me pass out all the fliers I became a big shot and she got sick one day I still have the map she drew for me I'd be lost without it, there's so much I want to say