My Idea of Fun

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My teeth are breakin I can't afford to fix them The nerves are stinging and it looks bad then They bustin to pieces and I spit em in the sink Exactly like an Anne Murray song about an ice rink My teeth are sharp but unlike a shark I sit on my couch and do nothing in the dark Shark's don't use floss with flippers too short Piranah's breed, please abort If there's a question there is an answer I don't know what it is when I see her, Alaska Trevor Shand he wrote some words for this beat an he sung them like This I turned them down flat Singin some bullshit about a cheerleader what do I care bout that? A shark and a tooth and a snowbird to spare Spread your tiny wings and fly away, dental care All this talk of underwater life it makes me think About what ahppens to the toothpaste I spit down the sink I have never considered myself no Jaques Cousteau Gums are healthy teeth are cracked where does the toothpaste go? Who's gonna hold my hand when I piss? Who's gonna put their hand in the stream? Who's gonna sweep up all the teeth? Dentist said my mouth was clean That was a real nice compliment As I gave him my last cent He don't know why they be breakin Glass of calcium I'm takin Teeth are breakin out Teeth fallin out on the floor I'm fukin spent Good thing I got stock in Polydent