Testin my mic one two one two I'm here to entertain yes this means you Don't need no help all by myself I proceed 'cause you need to enjoy yourself Try to compare? oh don't you dare 'cause I'm sweeter than the cream in a french eclair Smoother than the ice in a skatin rink Have I forgotten anything? hm let me think Oh yes I take a pen draw you all in line You'll find that I'm a lyrical mastermind The more you scream, the more I strive So get live and put your body in overdrive Let's check the situation from a serious tip Want to hear somethin wack? well, this ain't it 'cause the beat is def and now you're told So prepare to work out a little rock and roll Lace them shoes, tighten up that belt And beware 'cause it's somethin that you never felt 'cause it's ruffer than ruff, hipper than hip Don't be a drip, let it rip But on the smooth tip Toes are tappin, hands are clappin My deejay's on the cuts and Sweet Tee's rappin Rockin the spot 'cause the jam is hot You think i'm through? hm, not by a long shot I'm not a doctor, but I'm on call I'm not the police, so get off the wall In a club on stage to make you move A mic and a beat are the tools I use Yeah, I been crowned the gift of wax Sweet Tee's in the house, so just relax Give your hips a ride, give your feet some slide And do what you feel inside, you know It's easy to do if the beat is hip Dancin and swingin, if the needle don't skip Straight to the dancefloor, run, don't walk Move to the groove, let your body talk To me 'cause I happen to know what you like So when I pick up a pen I know what to write To hype the jam, so the jam'll hit So rock with Sweet Tee on the smooth tip Move that stuff, put your body in cruise Take it easy and slow, but make it smooth Gather around and get on down Ain't nothin like hangin when you got some sounds To this career I been ordained Doin things a anthropolgist can't explain Try if you will, I leave em stand still Rap better than me, that noise please kill Solve any crime like the great Dick Tracy Make more jazz than the late Count Basie Rhythmic sounds flow like Lake Eerie Alterin any scientifical theory Another like me well, I - never You know why? 'cause I'm too damn clever I'm the rap soloist that you can't resist Bust that, party people, then again, bust this It's time for my rhyme to reach the end of the line I hope you all had a groovy time Without further ado I'ma take my trip But remember Sweet Tee, y'all, on the smooth tip