Hey joe have i got a story to tell Hope this card reaches you well Got home from work on a saturday evening Traffic was evil and my head is clay I shut my eyes and i drank until morning Loaded the car, then i drove it away The dew on the ground Then the sun up above me I pointed the car At the heart of the day I hate my job and it don't like me either Don't try to find me, 'cos I've gone to stay Wow Hey joe have i got a story to tell Stole your car and I drove it to hell And if I meet you I'll love you forever Wow