The Sinful Ensemble

歌詞

(Are you ready...?) Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble? Good clean fun, just a bit of rough and tumble Dead dictators out on a lads' night Ten pints later you'll see a flashing blue light Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble? Ever wondered where the evil dead go? There's a little place called "Nightmare Scenario" Unlicenced establishment for former world powers Where the drinks are cheap and it's open all hours Bonaparte's on brandy, he swills it down his throat Hitler sips a pilsner while he tells a racist joke Mussolini leers at Maggie serving at the bar Stalin's out the back trying to sell a dodgy motor car Dear God above if you exist Hope you see the funny side to this Now don't get cross don't bite your nails Oh, son of... Man, your mission failed Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble? Good clean fun, just a bit of rough and tumble Dead dictators out on a lads' night Ten pints later you'll see a flashing blue light Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble? Herod's in the family room to babysit the first born Mengele's got a Gladstone bag of cotton wool and chloroform Vlad impales glac cherries on a stick just for a lark When Pol Pot turns the lights out they'll play murder in the dark Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble? Good clean fun, just a bit of rough and tumble Dead dictators out on a lads' night Ten pints later you'll see a flashing blue light Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble? Genghis Khan just parked his lunch all over Nero's belly While the lions beat the Christians thirty, nil live on the telly Caligula kills "My Way" on the karaoke stage Young "Chezzy" Borgia's barred for life for drinking under age This is far more than just a joke Can't you see the fire for the smoke? Choose any public house you please And find dictators such as these Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble? Good clean fun, just a bit of rough and tumble Dead dictators out on a lads' night Ten pints later you'll see a flashing blue light Are you ready for the Sinful Ensemble? Hell is where the heart lies On Purgatory's borders The great thing 'bout eternity They never call last orders