Ugly

歌詞

Okay, I'm a cheerleader now! U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi you ugly, eh-eh, you ugly U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi you ugly, eh-eh, you ugly U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi you ugly, eh-eh, you ugly U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi you ugly, eh-eh, you ugly I saw you walking down the street just the other day I didn't see your damage from that far away I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming You walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleaming Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress You hurt the tree's feelings and the birds all flew I don't mean to insult you oh wait, yes I do Your teeth are yellow they're covered in mold You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old When looks were handed out you were the last in line Your face looks like where the sun don't shine Did you fall off a building and land on your head Or did a truck run over your face instead There ain't no pills coz you ain't ill, you're ugly U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi you ugly, eh-eh, you ugly U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi you ugly, eh-eh, you ugly What you really need is to wear a mask And book that plastic surgeon fast, girl You're scary, you're hairy I heard about you You're the main attraction at the city zoo You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab (so funny) You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig Uncle Fester, remember him I never knew you had a twin You can't disguise your googly eyes In the Miss Ugly Pageant you win first prize. Yo Mama says you ugly you ugly. U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi you ugly, eh-eh, you ugly U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi you ugly, eh-eh, you ugly U-G-L-Y! U-G-L-Y! U-G-L-Y U-G-L-Y! U-G-L-Y! U-G-L-Y U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi you ugly U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi you ugly, eh-eh, you ugly U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi you ugly, eh-eh, you ugly Quasimodo! Camel breath Squarehead! Ugly! Chicken legs! Pig face Chin like Bubba! Ugly! Fish lips! Toad licker Poindexter! Ugly! Spaghetti arms! Limp butt! Freak show! Ugly! U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi you ugly, eh-eh, you ugly U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi you ugly!