I make my livin' off the evenin' news Just give me somethin', somethin' I can use People love it when you lose They love dirty laundry Well, I coulda' been an actor, but I wound up here I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear Come and whisper in my ear Give us dirty laundry Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Dirty laundry, dirty laundry Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em all around Dirty laundry, dirty laundry We got the bubble-headed bleached-blonde, comes on at five She can tell you 'bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye It's interesting when people die Give us dirty laundry Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em all around Dirty laundry, dirty laundry Kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're down Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie We love to cut you down to size We love dirty laundry We can do "The Innuendo", we can dance and sing When it's said and done, we haven't told you a thing We all know that crap is king Give us dirty laundry! Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Dirty laundry, dirty laundry Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em all around Dirty laundry, dirty laundry Kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're down... Dirty laundry, dirty laundry Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Kick 'em when they're up Kick 'em when they're down Dirty laundry, dirty laundry