I'm just a friend of a friend And I'd like to get to know you too And see what you are going through I'm not just after sex I want to bask in the delight that is your womanhood And call your name, "Alice" I read the program by the light of my phone But all I could think about was being with you alone (yeah, yeah) And all the players in the orchestra pit We're playing perfectly fine but I just didn't get it (yeah, yeah) Then you dropped your flowers on the ground Someday I know that you will come around No hate, I know it is what it is Deep down I know you're just a friend of a friend I'm just a friend of a friend And I'd like to be all over you Sometimes it's hard to know what I should do Sweetheart-of-Sigma-Chi You make me wish I was a Catholic With only just a year or two to live I read the program by the light of my phone But all I could think about was being with you alone (yeah, yeah) And all the players in the orchestra pit We're playing perfectly fine but I just didn't get it (yeah, yeah) Then you dropped your flowers on the ground Someday I know that you will come around No hate, I know it is what it is Deep down I know you're just a friend of a friend I read the program by the light of my phone But all I could think about was being with you alone (yeah, yeah) And all the players in the orchestra pit We're playing perfectly fine but I just didn't get it (yeah, yeah) Then you dropped your flowers on the ground Someday I know that you will come around No hate, I know it is what it is Deep down I know you're just a friend of a friend