Wearing a Star Trek Uniform, Watching Tony Lechmanski Sleep

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Yeah Everybody got their Star Trek uniforms? Ego Likeness was gonna stay at my place I like those guys a lot and their music is ace Donna has a voice from outer space And Steven has a cool beard on his face But Dave called up and this is what he said "Bella Morte is crashing with you guys instead" The band came over and they were super nice guys But one of them was slated for a surprise He plays guitar for Bella Morte And his name is Tony Lechmanski At night, I put on a Star Trek uniform And watch the man sleep Okay, that only happened once ‘Cause he was only at my place one time But Tony, you're welcome whenever I'll read you fan fic about Seven of Nine He looked so precious when he was alseep Like a little punk rock angel Or an itty bitty tribble or a baby gorn Or a Jesus in a manger At one point in the night, he opened his eyes And I thought he was gonna get mean But I just backed into my room And whispered "This is all a dream" He plays guitar for Bella Morte And his name is Tony Lechmanski At night, I put on a Star Trek uniform And watch the man sleep Okay, that only happened once ‘Cause he was only at my place one time But Tony, you're welcome whenever I'll read you fan fic about Seven of Nine He plays guitar for Bella Morte And his name is Tony Lechmanski At night, I put on a Star Trek uniform And watch the man sleep Okay, that only happened once ‘Cause he was only at my place one time But Tony, you're welcome whenever We'll write fan fic about Optimus Prime He plays guitar Tony and me He plays guitar He plays guitar He plays electrical guitar And also acoustic guitar, if the band is on an unplugged tour