Al'z A-B-Cee'z

歌詞

[Alan] A-B-C-D-E (Wait, Alan, may I interest you in coming over to the Giggenbush wit me?) No no no, dis is my spot Don't try and steal my spot A - A is for the atrocious acts that YOU abominated and committed A is also for ass, ate nine, eight seven and six B B B B is for your belligerent bitchy bottomous state of affairs bad bwoy C is for the cantankerous condition of your character You have no cutout D is for the downright dastardly deeds that YOU do, dummy Despite your degradations, Dialect distributed by disc $12.95 for record and $10.95 for tape E - E is for the everlasting thorn in my flesh F is for flesh itself - fuck you! G - Get out my house H - Homer I - Idiot J - Jackoff King, King K Alan King of MY castle L is for the locquacious letter I'm about to lacerate your fatass wit M - my, my, my, my, my son Alan are you mad? The question is no N - N is for New York City O - oh O, oh no You mean O oppression? Ostrich-sized oppression P - the plague that plagued our family name bitch! Q - quote Don't you question your quacky quagmire within your intelligence quotient? Unquote R R, R - you mean R R, are you ready? Rash ravager, rudeness, unruly rambunctious rickety rough, rest {*snores*} resume S - shitty, savage sacred - YOU SUCKER T T T - you wan tea bwoy? Wake up and smell da coffee! U - you will never understand V - vamoose, you vicious vermin W W [crying] W is for the tears.. you make me wept X, X - X amount of times I tell you you could have gone to Xavier to study the xylophone Y? I don't know Z is for zany, picture perfect like Zenith Z is for zoom, OK, clock Z's