Well mom and dad said be good So I did what I should I hung my stocking on a wall I didn't get a thing at all I don't believe in Christmas I don't believe in Christmas I don't believe in Christmas 'Cause I didn't get nothin' last year Well stayin' up late at night To see Santa Claus fly Well sure enough don't ya know The fat boy didn't show I don't believe in Christmas I don't believe in Christmas I don't believe in Christmas 'Cause I didn't get nothin' last year Well I tried to get a little kiss From a pretty little miss She slapped me down and said, "You jerk Mistletoe doesn't work" I don't believe in Christmas I don't believe in Christmas I don't believe in Christmas 'Cause I didn't get nothin' last year All right! Well Rudolf the reindeer Makin' little kids cheer The reason that his nose shine Santa gives him moonshine I don't believe in Christmas I don't believe in Christmas I don't believe in Christmas 'Cause I didnt get nothin' last year Ah decorate the street lights People gettin' half tight One hand will slap ya back The other one will take ya jack I don't believe in Christmas I don't believe in Christmas I don't believe in Christmas 'Cause I didnt get nothin' last year All right!